Ever notice how people in Cosmetics and Style are usually really ugly. Look at that teacher from R.D.
Anderson.
Sometimes when I drive, I think to myself, "How long has my blinker been on?"
So I was driving down the road and I see this bumper sticker on a truck that says "Honk If You're a Husky".
So I lay down on the horn. Go Huskies. Well, this guy pulls a broadsword from his pocket and slashes my tires.
Did you ever think that maybe we're not where we think we are? Maybe that America is really where
Australia is and the whole world is lying to you. You say that you have been to Isreal or Germany but the pilots tricked
you and really flew you to France or Argentina. And maybe a desert is really a jungle. Maybe what you THINK is
the Saraha is really the Amazon. Maybe someone took a picture of the Nile river and said it was the Mississippi.
Think about it. The whole country, the world, is playing a trick on your mind. I have to go lay down now.
So the catapillar has emerged from it's cocoon as a shark, with a gun for a mouth- C.M. Burns
The next time a squirrel runs in front of your car, ignore it. Because he's just trying to get attention.
English is a confusing language. I mean, if someone comes up to you on the street (in this case especially
a baker) and says "I need bread.", do you say "Oh that's nice" or do you give the baker bread? Does he "knead" bread,
or does he "need" bread?
The Running Theory of Equilibrium: For every downhill, there is an uphill of equal or greater grade.
